GET JAKE'D™LEGAL DRINKING AGE ONLYREAL FRUIT + DISTILLED SPIRITS / PRODUCT IN DEVELOPMENT
PRODUCT IN DEVELOPMENT / NOT CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION OR FOR SALE
GET JAKE'D™ combines real fruit with distilled spirits for a freezer-cold straight shot. Commercial production is still in development.
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No commercial GET JAKE'D™ product is currently available for sale.
PRODUCT IN DEVELOPMENT
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✳PRODUCT DIRECTION / 02
GET JAKE'D™ combines real fruit with distilled spirits for a freezer-cold straight shot. Final product specifications remain subject to development and approval.
GET JAKE'D™ starts with real fruit—not a made-up backstory.
Distilled spirits supply the base. Final class, type, and ABV remain under development.
Flavor, ABV, format, and full ingredient details will appear here when they are approved—not before.
OUR POINT / 03
NO OAK BARRELS. NO MONKS. NO 200-YEAR-OLD FAMILY SECRET. JUST GOOD STUFF.
GET JAKE'D™ combines real fruit with distilled spirits for a freezer-cold straight shot.
Product claims, specifications, and availability will appear only when they are confirmed.
PRODUCT DIRECTION / 04
FRUIT HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET INTO HAPPY HOUR FOR YEARS.WE FINALLY LET IT IN.
Private development batches have included Lemon, Grapefruit, Blackberry, Pineapple, Mango, Peach, and Four Berry—a blend of blueberry, blackberry, strawberry, and raspberry. These are development-batch flavors, not an announced commercial lineup.
SERVING CONCEPTS / 05
THAT BAG OF PEAS HAS HAD THE TOP SHELF LONG ENOUGH.
GET JAKE'D™ is intended to go straight from the freezer to a shot glass. For adults who prefer another route, explore simple concepts using ice, chilled seltzer, fresh fruit, or mint.
Private development batches were tested at 0°F and remained pourable. Final commercial storage and serving directions remain subject to the approved formulation and alcohol content.
Explore serving conceptsDEVELOPMENT BATCHES REMAINED POURABLE
CURRENT LABEL DIRECTION / 06
These are the revised 375 mL development labels dated September 10, 2026. They are shown as brand-history and design references only—not as approved commercial packaging.
Artwork, claims, responsible-advertiser information, bottler details, alcohol by volume (ABV), package size, instructions, and warnings all require review before commercial use.
CURRENT STATUS / 07
A licensed Texas Distilled Spirits Plant in Austin has expressed interest in GET JAKE'D™, and substantive discussions are underway regarding production capabilities, recipe scaling, packaging, labeling, regulatory requirements, and a possible commercial production run. No production agreement has been finalized. GET JAKE'D™ remains in development and is not in commercial production or available for sale.
Read the straight answersTHE STRAIGHT ANSWERS / 08
No. GET JAKE'D™ remains in development. A licensed Texas Distilled Spirits Plant in Austin has expressed interest, and substantive discussions are underway regarding production capabilities, recipe scaling, packaging, labeling, regulatory requirements, and a possible commercial production run. No production agreement has been finalized, and the product is not in commercial production or available for sale.
GET JAKE'D™ is not commercially available. Limited private development batches are not commercial products and may not represent the final formulation, alcohol content, packaging, labeling, or product claims.
GET JAKE'D™ combines real fruit with distilled spirits for a freezer-cold straight shot. Final ingredients, nutrition information, allergens, class or type, ABV, flavors, and packaging have not been published as final product facts.
Adults who are of legal drinking age where they live. Please enjoy responsibly and never drink and drive.
STAY IN THE LOOP / 09
YOU CAN LEARN A LOT ABOUT A PERSON BY LOOKING IN THEIR FREEZER.Mostly whether you should stay a while.
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